No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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