Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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