the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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