Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm always down for nudity.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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