Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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