you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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