i think i have herpe
just one?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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