you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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