There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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