I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm like, not good at living.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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