I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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