Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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