there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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