Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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