I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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