How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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