Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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