hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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