Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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