Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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