i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
babies were throwing up all over the place
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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