I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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