Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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