First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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