have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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