But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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