All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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