This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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