Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
