I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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