Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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