I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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