The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
They have beer where we have blood.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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