The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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