covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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