Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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