Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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