Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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