is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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