everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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