My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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