in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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