I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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