I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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