yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
try to milk me bitch
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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