worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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