i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We're too hungover to prance.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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