So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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