Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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