I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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