ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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