Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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