Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
