awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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