handjob tips. give me some.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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