He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
